Friday Night Doodle - Stumpy

Friday Night Doodle - Undead Gentlemen

Friday Night Doodle - Fish

Low-life bottom feeder

Friday Night Doodle - Screamin' Demon

Head Sketches

Friday Night Doodle - Worm

Friday Night Doodle - Skeleton

Friday Night Doodle - Scum Ape

Friday Night Doodle - I Scream for Ice-Cream

Friday Night Doodle - Indigestion

Remember kids, chew your food thoroughly.

Friday Night Doodle - The Dreaded Couch Dwelling Murder Possum

My good buddy Jackson came up with the concept of this weeks doodle.

Friday Night Doodle - Another damn zombie

Even In death Billy was telling inappropriate jokes at the worst possible time.

Friday Night Doodle - Cat in the Hat

Seeing as it's Dr. Seuss's birthday and all, I thought it I'd draw up one of his characters.

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living" - Dr. Seuss

    

Friday Night Doodle - Birthday

It's my 21st birthday! 

I live in a small town in Central America, and unfortunately I don't have any friends to celebrate with, so I drew one.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find some women to vomit on.

Presidents Day

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"

Friday Night Doodle - Troll

Friday Night Doodle - Face Lift

After his little accident at the factory, Herman was able to afford the nicest of suits with all of the money he saved on face creams and shampoos. 

Friday Night Doodle - catch up (plus shingles!)

Goddamn it, I'm really awful at keeping this damned blog updated!

A few weeks ago I started feeling odd. I developed flu like symptoms and a strange tingling sensation on my right side. I was convinced that I had either small pox or malaria. After a week of worrying that I was dying from some sort of exotic disease, I woke up from a nap and groggily noticed what I thought was a rash on my chest. I was horrified, until I realized that it was just my nipple. True it was a false alarm, but I figured better safe than sorry, so I went to the doctor. I sat down and told him my symptoms. He concluded that I was just suffering from a mild case of allergies. After jotting down a prescription for allergy pills, things got weird... 

He asked me if I had a girlfriend, I explained to him that women find me about as appealing as a dead moose stuffed with dirty needles. He then told me that I need to get out more, and start romancing the women folk. He gave me a list of the hottest bars in town and told me that I'm probably blowing my sicknesses out of proportion because I'm not getting any tail. I walked out of his office feeling dumbfounded and slightly disturbed. 

The very next morning I woke up to more than mild discomfort, and realized that my imaginary nipple rash had turned into a full blown pustules that burned like fire. Horrified I went back to the doctor and showed him. He told me that I manged to give myself shingles, yeah, the virus that normally affects old people. Apparently stress can set it off, and that is something I have no shortage of, like hate, it keeps me warm.

Now let me tell you, shingles is awful. It felt a lot like getting punched in the side by a Russian boxer wearing jellyfish for gloves. Am I being dramatic? Probably.

I felt like shit up until a few days ago, and that is the reason why I haven't been updating this thing. Anyway, enough about me and my disgusting skin rash, let's talk about art.

By my count, I owe you guys three doodles.

The first drawing is a three eyed-mutant-midget magician named ...uh...Fabio?

The second one is a two headed troll (I'm hilarious)

And last but not least, one of those Pan things.

That's all for now, talk to you guys soon. 

10 monsters for Halloween - #10 Killer Klown from Outer Space

This time last year I started an art project drawing a monster every day for the 10 days leading up to Halloween. It was stressful and I got almost no sleep. Being the glutton for punishment that I am, I've decided to do it again. 

Starting with one of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space!

"In space, no one can eat ice cream"

 

Friday Night Doodle Catch Up - August

Howdy,

Looks like I'm almost caught up, thank the lord.

Aug 5th: You can never draw too many clowns, especially zombie clowns.

Aug 12th: Electric Ape

Aug 19th: Mongoloid orphan

Aug 26th: I'm not exactly sure what's going on in this one... Is it a thing wearing a fish suit? a fish trying to scarf down a mutant worm? It's a mystery!