Friday Night Doodle - Shrunken heads, monsters, and squirrels, oh my!

Alright, so I'm more than a little late updating this thing. I apologize. I ran around New York and Boston for a few weeks and now I'm back in Panama, it's been real chaotic. Anyway, enough excuses, on with the art!

Friday Night Doodle - Skull Grub

I recently bought a water-soluble graphite stick, it's a little tricky to get used to, but a lot of fun to play with.     

Friday Night Doodle - Cemetery Gnome

I'm extremely uncomfortable using large amounts of black, so I figured I should confront my fears. inspired heavily by the amazing Mike Mignola.

"Awful little creatures, they feast on the bones of the long deceased, and perform unspeakable acts of depravity on any small rodent unfortunate enough to find itself cornered by these nocturnal deviants."    

Friday Night Doodle - catch up (plus shingles!)

Goddamn it, I'm really awful at keeping this damned blog updated!

A few weeks ago I started feeling odd. I developed flu like symptoms and a strange tingling sensation on my right side. I was convinced that I had either small pox or malaria. After a week of worrying that I was dying from some sort of exotic disease, I woke up from a nap and groggily noticed what I thought was a rash on my chest. I was horrified, until I realized that it was just my nipple. True it was a false alarm, but I figured better safe than sorry, so I went to the doctor. I sat down and told him my symptoms. He concluded that I was just suffering from a mild case of allergies. After jotting down a prescription for allergy pills, things got weird... 

He asked me if I had a girlfriend, I explained to him that women find me about as appealing as a dead moose stuffed with dirty needles. He then told me that I need to get out more, and start romancing the women folk. He gave me a list of the hottest bars in town and told me that I'm probably blowing my sicknesses out of proportion because I'm not getting any tail. I walked out of his office feeling dumbfounded and slightly disturbed. 

The very next morning I woke up to more than mild discomfort, and realized that my imaginary nipple rash had turned into a full blown pustules that burned like fire. Horrified I went back to the doctor and showed him. He told me that I manged to give myself shingles, yeah, the virus that normally affects old people. Apparently stress can set it off, and that is something I have no shortage of, like hate, it keeps me warm.

Now let me tell you, shingles is awful. It felt a lot like getting punched in the side by a Russian boxer wearing jellyfish for gloves. Am I being dramatic? Probably.

I felt like shit up until a few days ago, and that is the reason why I haven't been updating this thing. Anyway, enough about me and my disgusting skin rash, let's talk about art.

By my count, I owe you guys three doodles.

The first drawing is a three eyed-mutant-midget magician named ...uh...Fabio?

The second one is a two headed troll (I'm hilarious)

And last but not least, one of those Pan things.

That's all for now, talk to you guys soon. 

10 monsters for Halloween - #1 Sam

The final monster of the series is Sam, from Trick 'r Treat.

I'm a few hours late, but happy Halloween! I hope everyone out there raised some hell. I'll post some pictures of my Halloween costumes tomorrow.

10 monsters for Halloween - #2 Toxie

Monster number two is Toxie, from The Toxic Avenger (1984)

I had the pleasure of meeting Lloyd Kaufman at the Albuquerque Comic Expo, it was like meeting Elvis.  

10 monsters for Halloween - #3 Morlock

Monster number three is a Morlock, from the Time Machine.

10 monsters for Halloween - #6 Evil Ash

Monster number six is Evil Ash, from Army of Darkness.

If you haven't seen it, get the hell out of here, and don't come back until you have!!  .   

"I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"  

10 monsters for Halloween - #7 OBEY

The seventh monster is one of the aliens from John Carpenter's They Live.  

"The golden rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules."

10 monsters for Halloween - #8 Critter

                 "When you've got Critters... you need all the help you can get".

10 monsters for Halloween - #9 Head-crab from The Thing

From one of my all time favorite films, John Carpenter's The Thing.

10 monsters for Halloween - #10 Killer Klown from Outer Space

This time last year I started an art project drawing a monster every day for the 10 days leading up to Halloween. It was stressful and I got almost no sleep. Being the glutton for punishment that I am, I've decided to do it again. 

Starting with one of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space!

"In space, no one can eat ice cream"

 

Friday Night Doodle - Little Fiend

Howdy boils and ghouls,

Jesus, this week seemed to go faster than the one before it! At this rate I'm going to be all old and decrepit like Grandpa Sawyer before I know what happened. 

This is what your offspring will look like if you listen to the Misfits when you conceive, and drink a bit of bleach... 

Friday Night Doodle - Pumpkin Fairy

Howdy,

I know it's technically not Friday any more, but we're just going to pretend that I'm on time, capisce?

   

Happy October!

Friday Night Doodle (make up) - I was a teenage flesh eater!

Howdy folks,

I apologize for delay, I was sick as a dog this past weekend, and just couldn't motivate myself to get out of bed and doodle.

All I crave is unfiltered cigarettes and recently deceased women folk.

Friday Night Doodle Catch Up - August

Howdy,

Looks like I'm almost caught up, thank the lord.

Aug 5th: You can never draw too many clowns, especially zombie clowns.

Aug 12th: Electric Ape

Aug 19th: Mongoloid orphan

Aug 26th: I'm not exactly sure what's going on in this one... Is it a thing wearing a fish suit? a fish trying to scarf down a mutant worm? It's a mystery!

Friday Night Doodle Catch Up - July

Howdy,

Here's another batch...




July 1st: Seeing as the 4th of July was just around the corner I was feeling mighty patriotic, so I whipped up an Ameri-clown



July 8th: I'm not exactly sure what this guy is. Maybe he's an elephant, or possibly some kind of tapir?



July 15th: I have a thing for trolls



July 22nd: Beware the brain sucking vampires form mars!



July 29th: I also have a thing for lucha libre.


Hope you guys like 'em all, I'll see ya' tomorrow.

Friday Night Doodle Catch Up - June

Howdy,

As promised here are all of the Friday Night Doodles from June.



June 3rd: Hard Times is one of my favorite movies(Charles Bronson a badass), and I thought "Hey, you know what would make this movie even better? If all the characters were played by rabbits!"



June 10th: Hungry, hungry llama



June 17th: Penguins don't give a fuck about lung cancer.



June 24th: When I was a little whippersnapper I wasn't exactly Mr. popular with my peers, so rather than attempt to make real friends, I spent my watching horror films, and that's what this drawing is based on.

Friday (the 13th) Night Doodle - Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch....Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka

Remember kids, smoking weed, having premarital sex, and drinking beer significantly increases your chances of catching a bad case of "machete-to-the-face-itis".

Friday Night Doodle - Three legged critter

Howdy folks,

I know it's not technically Friday anymore, but that hasn't stopped me before.