Friday, December 30, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Barbarian

My kid brother has been hounding me for the last 6 months to draw him a barbarian, so I finally did.

If you guys ever want to make a request for a doodle, just post comment with your idea and I'll try my hardest to make it happen. 

Until next time, 

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everybody!

I hope you guys unwrapped some exciting gifts, like tube socks or a rabid rat.

Legend states that Santa Claus keeps two lists that divide the well behaved children from the naughty ones. In reality the lists simply separate the good tasting children to the bad tasting ones.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Friday Night Doddle - Unfestive Frankenstein

Howdy folks,.                    

I apologize that this week's doodle isn't exactly Christmassy, but if you squint really hard he kind of looks like a sea sick Santa Claus.   

Friday, December 16, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Cemetery Gnome

I'm extremely uncomfortable using large amounts of black, so I figured I should confront my fears. inspired heavily by the amazing Mike Mignola.

"Awful little creatures, they feast on the bones of the long deceased, and perform unspeakable acts of depravity on any small rodent unfortunate enough to find itself cornered by these nocturnal deviants."    

Friday, December 9, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - catch up (plus shingles!)

Goddamn it, I'm really awful at keeping this damned blog updated!

A few weeks ago I started feeling odd. I developed flu like symptoms and a strange tingling sensation on my right side. I was convinced that I had either small pox or malaria. After a week of worrying that I was dying from some sort of exotic disease, I woke up from a nap and groggily noticed what I thought was a rash on my chest. I was horrified, until I realized that it was just my nipple. True it was a false alarm, but I figured better safe than sorry, so I went to the doctor. I sat down and told him my symptoms. He concluded that I was just suffering from a mild case of allergies. After jotting down a prescription for allergy pills, things got weird... 

He asked me if I had a girlfriend, I explained to him that women find me about as appealing as a dead moose stuffed with dirty needles. He then told me that I need to get out more, and start romancing the women folk. He gave me a list of the hottest bars in town and told me that I'm probably blowing my sicknesses out of proportion because I'm not getting any tail. I walked out of his office feeling dumbfounded and slightly disturbed. 

The very next morning I woke up to more than mild discomfort, and realized that my imaginary nipple rash had turned into a full blown pustules that burned like fire. Horrified I went back to the doctor and showed him. He told me that I manged to give myself shingles, yeah, the virus that normally affects old people. Apparently stress can set it off, and that is something I have no shortage of, like hate, it keeps me warm.

Now let me tell you, shingles is awful. It felt a lot like getting punched in the side by a Russian boxer wearing jellyfish for gloves. Am I being dramatic? Probably.

I felt like shit up until a few days ago, and that is the reason why I haven't been updating this thing. Anyway, enough about me and my disgusting skin rash, let's talk about art.

By my count, I owe you guys three doodles.

The first drawing is a three eyed-mutant-midget magician named ...uh...Fabio?

The second one is a two headed troll (I'm hilarious)

And last but not least, one of those Pan things.

That's all for now, talk to you guys soon. 

Friday, November 18, 2011

Friday Night Doodle (aka Jackson's birthday gift) - O'Malley's Bar

Howdy everybody,

You all know the drill, another Friday, another piece of art. However this Friday is special, and that's because it's my good friend Jackson's 20th birthday, so everyone wish him a happy birthday, and cross your fingers he doesn't party too hard and gets himself kidnapped by some Bostonian squid cult.

Inspired by the song, O'Malley's Bar, by the fantastic Nick Cave. 

"Well the thunder from my steely fist
Made all the glasses jangle
When I shot him, I was so handsome
It was the light, it was the angle"

When Jackson isn't out eating infants, he's busy making movies and writing stuff, check it out.

- blog

- youtube

Friday, November 11, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Mansquito with giant baby arms


I couldn't think of a damn thing to draw for this week's doodle, so I asked my good friend Jackson, and he suggested that I draw Mansquito...with baby arms. I complied. 

I've never seen Mansquito, but if it's anything like the other Syfy original movies, I'm sure it's nothing short of TV gold.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Pennywise (plus Halloween costumes)

Howdy everybody,

I can't believe October is already over...No more horror movie marathons on the tv, no more consumption of mass amounts of molar rotting delights, and no more virgin sacrifices until Christmas.   

"They all float down here..." 

last minute Betelgeuse costume. 

What I lack in social skills, I make up in parasitic twin sculpting.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

10 monsters for Halloween - #1 Sam

The final monster of the series is Sam, from Trick 'r Treat.

I'm a few hours late, but happy Halloween! I hope everyone out there raised some hell. I'll post some pictures of my Halloween costumes tomorrow.

Monday, October 31, 2011

10 monsters for Halloween - #2 Toxie

Monster number two is Toxie, from The Toxic Avenger (1984)

I had the pleasure of meeting Lloyd Kaufman at the Albuquerque Comic Expo, it was like meeting Elvis.  

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Saturday, October 29, 2011

10 monsters for Halloween - #4 Zombi

Sorry for the delay, we got an ass load of rain yesterday, and it knocked out the power.

The fourth monster is a zombie from Lucio Fulci's classic, Zombi 2. 

Thursday, October 27, 2011

10 monsters for Halloween - #5 Ghost Face

Monster number five is Ghost face, from Scream (1996).

I'm half way there, which means only five more days until Halloween! I can almost taste the sauteed trick-or-treaters now.

"Do you like scary movies?"

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

10 monsters for Halloween - #6 Evil Ash

Monster number six is Evil Ash, from Army of Darkness.

If you haven't seen it, get the hell out of here, and don't come back until you have!!  .   

"I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"  

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

10 monsters for Halloween - #7 OBEY

The seventh monster is one of the aliens from John Carpenter's They Live.  

"The golden rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules."

Monday, October 24, 2011

10 monsters for Halloween - #8 Critter

                 "When you've got Critters... you need all the help you can get".

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Saturday, October 22, 2011

10 monsters for Halloween - #10 Killer Klown from Outer Space

This time last year I started an art project drawing a monster every day for the 10 days leading up to Halloween. It was stressful and I got almost no sleep. Being the glutton for punishment that I am, I've decided to do it again. 

Starting with one of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space!

"In space, no one can eat ice cream"


Friday, October 21, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Little Fiend

Howdy boils and ghouls,

Jesus, this week seemed to go faster than the one before it! At this rate I'm going to be all old and decrepit like Grandpa Sawyer before I know what happened. 

This is what your offspring will look like if you listen to the Misfits when you conceive, and drink a bit of bleach... 

Friday, October 14, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Southern Ghoul

Howdy Folks,

Goddamn, another week has gone by already? Time sure does fly when you're having fun, and the last few weeks have been lots of fun. I've been watching tons of horror flicks, getting ready for Halloween, and working on a few new projects. I'll be posting some sneak peaks with in the next few weeks, so stay tuned!

(Yes, I know arm skin isn't that stretchy, but I'm the artist, so suck it)   

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Pumpkin Fairy


I know it's technically not Friday any more, but we're just going to pretend that I'm on time, capisce?

Happy October!

Friday, September 30, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Mr. Worm: Telemarketer

Howdy, folks,

Ha! I'm on time this week! 

Tired of being mocked and ridiculed, Mr. Worm decided to leave "Rev. Bone's Sideshow", and found work as a telemarketer. He soon realized it wasn't much of an improvement.  . 

As I'm sure you all know, tomorrow is the first day of October (the best month of the year as far as I'm concerned). I've got some big things planned, so stay tuned!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Friday Night Doodle (make up) - I was a teenage flesh eater!

Howdy folks,

I apologize for delay, I was sick as a dog this past weekend, and just couldn't motivate myself to get out of bed and doodle.

All I crave is unfiltered cigarettes and recently deceased women folk.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Smoking Satan.


It's that time of the week again, you know what that means...

Friday Night Doodle time!

Here's everybody's favorite fallen angel, Lucifer! (with a healthy dose of kustom kulture)

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Outland Prey EP

Howdy folks,

I should have posted this months ago, but I'm kinda...well...I'm not very smart, so forgive me.

Way back in November, I posted some art I did for a band called "Red Hand Roulette". They changed their name to "Outland Prey", put out an EP, and asked me to do the album art. I happily accepted.

Now go check 'em out, and buy a CD!

Outland Prey Facebook ---> here

Outland Prey website -----> here

Friday, September 9, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Mrs. Pacman

Howdy folks,

It's been a week already?


Mrs Pacman, after popping one of those magical ghost eating pills.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Friday Night Doodle Catch Up - September

I'm finally caught up! I swear, never going to get that behind again,

     Who needs priests? Preform your own exorcism the DIY way, with bulimia!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Friday Night Doodle Catch Up - August


Looks like I'm almost caught up, thank the lord.

Aug 5th: You can never draw too many clowns, especially zombie clowns.

Aug 12th: Electric Ape

Aug 19th: Mongoloid orphan

Aug 26th: I'm not exactly sure what's going on in this one... Is it a thing wearing a fish suit? a fish trying to scarf down a mutant worm? It's a mystery!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Friday Night Doodle Catch Up - July


Here's another batch...


July 1st: Seeing as the 4th of July was just around the corner I was feeling mighty patriotic, so I whipped up an Ameri-clown


July 8th: I'm not exactly sure what this guy is. Maybe he's an elephant, or possibly some kind of tapir?


July 15th: I have a thing for trolls


July 22nd: Beware the brain sucking vampires form mars!


July 29th: I also have a thing for lucha libre.

Hope you guys like 'em all, I'll see ya' tomorrow.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Friday Night Doodle Catch Up - June


As promised here are all of the Friday Night Doodles from June.


June 3rd: Hard Times is one of my favorite movies(Charles Bronson a badass), and I thought "Hey, you know what would make this movie even better? If all the characters were played by rabbits!"


June 10th: Hungry, hungry llama


June 17th: Penguins don't give a fuck about lung cancer.


June 24th: When I was a little whippersnapper I wasn't exactly Mr. popular with my peers, so rather than attempt to make real friends, I spent my watching horror films, and that's what this drawing is based on.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Friday Night Doodle Catch Up - May

Howdy Everyone,

I finally got around to uploading all of those Friday Night Doodles. I would have posted this earlier today, but my old scanner got stolen by my dad, so I had to go out and find a new one. Which I did, but it took me all day trying to figure out how to install the damned thing (technology isn't something I'm particularly good at). Well, I finally got the scanner up and running, so here we go....


Friday Night Doodle May 20st: I drew a post-apocalyptic punk rocker 'cause Harold Camping was going on and on about how the world was gonna be ending on the 21st (it didn't to the best of my knowledge),  


Friday Night Doodle 27th: It's a gold fish with a crack habit, I like to think he spends his days swimming around stabbing other fish in the eyes.  

I hope you guys like them! 

Friday, September 2, 2011

It's been a while...a.k.a. I'm a damn slacker

Goddamn, feels like I've been away forever...oh wait, that's cause I have.

A lot has happened since I've posted last, such as that crazy guy saying the world was ending, Oprah leaving her tv show, and uh...other important things I'm sure.

I apologize for my absence, but again it wasn't totally my fault. I was internet-less for about month, then I had to travel back to the good ol' US of A., and after that, well, it's been nothing short of wacky. Complete with 2nd degree burns, dog getting attacked by a rattlesnake, a Lucha Libre match, and more than a fair amount of raising hell.

I'm back in panama now, and I think I've finally figured out all of my shit, Tomorrow I'm going to start posting all of the Friday Night Doodles I've missed, until I'm caught up.

Talk to you guys tomorrow,

Friday, May 13, 2011

Friday (the 13th) Night Doodle - Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch....Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka

Remember kids, smoking weed, having premarital sex, and drinking beer significantly increases your chances of catching a bad case of "machete-to-the-face-itis".


Saturday, May 7, 2011

Friday Night Doodle - Three legged critter

Howdy folks,

I know it's not technically Friday anymore, but that hasn't stopped me before.


Thursday, May 5, 2011

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Feliz Cinco de Mayo, everyone!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go celebrate and pass out in an arroyo.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

May the fourth be with you - Ewok cage-fight

Happy Starwars day everyone!

I drew this to commemorate the original trilogy (I like to pretend the new ones never happened).